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Vanity of Vanities

Ratts Rhimed to Death (April? 1660)

Anonymous. First pub. 18 January, 1660?


[p. 46]
[D7v]

Vanity of Vanities, or Sir Harry
Vane' s Picture.
To the Tune of Jews Corant.

H

Ave you not seen a Barthol'mew Baby

A Pageant of policy as fine as may be,
That's gone to be Shown at the Mannor of Raby,
which no body can deny.

[5]There was never such a prostitute Sight,
That e're profan'd this purer Light,
A Hocus Pocus jugling Knight,
which no body can deny.

He was taken for a Delphick Tripus,
[10]Another doubt-resolving Oedipus,
But the Parliament made him a very Quibus,
VVhich no body, &c.

His cunning State-tricks and Oracles,
His lying wonders and Miracles,
[25]Are turned into Parliament Shackles,
VVhich no body, &c.

Goodly great Sir Onesimus VANE ,
The Annointed King of Saints not Reign?
I see all Godlinesse is not Gain,
[20] VVhich no body, &c.

[p. 47]
[D8r]

John a Leyden that Munster's Jing,
Was a Fool and an Asse to this pretty Thing,
But the Parliament hated the name of a King,
VVhich no body, &c.

[25]This holy Saint hath pray'd till he wept,
Prophesied and Divin'd while he slept,
But fell in a T--- when aside he stept,
VVhich no body, &c.

He sate late in the House so discontent,
[30]With his Arms folded and his Brows bent,
Like Achitophel to the Parliament,
VVhich no body, &c.

He durst not speak of a Concubine,
Nor gave more Counsell to any Design,
[35]But was musing on a Hempen Line,
VVhich no body, &c.

He see Mr. Prin take a great deal of Pain,
To get in with the rest as Members Again,
But they were Voted as use-lesse as VANE,
[40] VVhich no body, &c.

They gave him a Congee with such a Vote;
'Twas thought they had learned it by Rote,
Ever since he went down to Graves end by Bote,
which no body, &c.

[45]For all his Ceremonious Cringing,
He shall undergo a notable Swindging,
There is now no more need of his Engine,
which no body, &c.

VVhen first the English VVar began,
[50]His Father was a Court Trepan,
[p. 48]
[D8v]

And 'rose to be a Parliament Man,
which no body, &c.

So from the Father came unto the Son,
VVhom wo and mis'ry now do wait upon,
[55]For Counselling Protector John,
which no body, &c.

A Gemini they were, Pollux and Castor,
One was a Teacher the other a Pastor,
And both like R--- betray'd their Master,
[60] which no body, &c.

The Devil ne're see such two Sir Harry's,
Such a pest'lent pair nor neer nor far is,
No not at the Jesuits Sorbon of Paris,
which no body, &c.

[65]They talk't of his having a Cardinall's Hat,
They'd send him as soon an Old Nun's Twat,
For turning in pan there was ne're such a Cat,
which no body, &c.

His dainty project of a Select Senate,
[70]Is Damned for a blasphemous Tenet,
T'was found in the budget, ('tis said) of Monck Bennet,
which no body, &c.

Of this State and Kingdoms he is the Bane,
He shall have the reward of Judas and Cain,
[75]And t'was he that overthrew Charls his VVain,
which no body, &c.

Should he sit where he did with his Mischievous brain,
Or if any his Counsels behind do remain,
The house may be called the Labour in Vain,
[80] VVhich no body can deny.






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Base Text:
Ratts Rhimed to Death. Or, The Rump-Parliament Hang'd up in the Shambles. (London, 1660)

Notes: Siglum = "RRa". Printed miscellany in octavo of 23 poems with preface. Poems are close transcriptions of broadside orginals, all published between May, 1658 and March 30, 1660.
8°: Collation: A3 B-F8 G5 [$4 signed (-A1, 3)]; 48 leaves, pp. [6] 1-89 [1]
Wing R307.

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